Title: Oops. Caught out.
Prompt: Balloon/Wet - Yeah I know stretched it way over the top.
Rating: R for rude words.
Summary: Well, they've got to have a hobby for the down times. Even heroes need a break from heroing. Post series. Wouldn't have a clue about the comics. No spoilers.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Damn wish they were though. Just having a play.
'Hey Luv. Been on LJ lately?'
'You know I'm not ready/writey girl, Spike. Besides, I don't like all those women mooning over you.'
'Though the Angel and you stories are inspir... uhm ... interesting.'
'Slayer! Nuff of that! There's a new bird been writing little drabbles 'bout us. Some interesting insight in these. I like Wants
, cos it's true. You do want me.'
'Wait a sec. What the fuck is this?'
'What? Have you found a new prophesy?'
'Bloody buggerin' hell! Like I'd quote those tossers. The bleedin' cheek! Soddin' wet bitch. Balloons and bloody 'N Sync!'
Definition of wet as used in this story. Brisitish informal - nice way to say slang.
From the Oxford dictionary:
British informal showing a lack of forcefulness or strength of character